
It’s hard being a Mr. Olympia candidate out in the fields of Harmony. Instead of tending to my multitude of muscle children or getting my bi-daily mullet perm, I’m instead engaging with the devil’s work – cardio – to keep us all alive. Yes, I know what you’re thinking: ‘how does he get that lower ab definition?’ As they say, abs are made in the kitchen, and only my patented blend of ground Gorlizard scales, loot snail slime, and atomized Tina Turner mixtapes can get you there – it’s simply the best. Of course, being an Ascendant isn’t just protein shakes and muscle-ups, and PlayFusion’s new 80s-fueled, team-based adaptation shooter is pushing to prove it has the juice to make serious player gains. After getting hands-on during a recent playtest, I can vouch for its potential.
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